210%, my friend.
210%.
“And I’ll cut your balls off and make you EAT THEM.”
AAGH MY EYES JUST EXPLODED
“WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT”
“Hmm. Possibly. Pay me about 60, 70 dollars and I’ll consider it.”
What?
“What?”
What?
Pantsman, what are you doing in our house?
I’m gonna be protesting this stupid SOPA and PIPA bullshit, so my blog is going down for a while. Seeya, guys.
Nah, but I have met the guy.
He’s a pretty cool dude.
Plays a bit too much deadmau5 for my taste, though.
COME AT ME.
Gonna do this for the next two hours or so. Last time wasn’t that exciting, please make this one exciting.
Bring it, bitches.
Well, hell-o, my loyal subjects! Just a little bit of information I think will interest you; soon, I’m gonna be getting one of those tablet thingies, meaning this is soon gonna be one of those draw-ask blogs.
Fantastic, eh?
Ow.
Wait WHAT?
OW FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY

Congrats, you have won the first ever Krammy Award!
You were given this award for being a truly Kick-ass person!
*Clap clap clap clap*
Um, cool, I guess?
“Yeah, and in about 45 minutes, you’re gonna need a doctor to take ‘em off.”